Generally funny and angry!

simonsaysbark:

Someone doesn’t think Simon should be hogging all the photo time… 

(Guess who learned “over” today all on her own and had to show me a hundred times she was 50 percent cooler than Simon.) 

thefrogman:

Off the Leash by Rupert Fawcett [tumblr | facebook | store]

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

neilsanders:

Study stress? Find better ways to deal with Half of Us

happyhagfish:

Meth: not even once

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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